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- Probing Uranus 2
- Scottish Terror
- The Gist of the Magi
- Divine Design
- Civil War Z
- Sob
- Face Off
- The Lord of the Muppets
- Of Mice and Muppets
- Lesser-known Fae: The Turd Fairy
- Puzzling Box
- Family Cir-kill
- Lord of the Homoerotic Innuendo: Arrow Felching
- All You Can Feet
- Probing Uranus
- Looter's Lament
- Doctor's Goiters II
- Tweezy Peasy
- See Ya Next Fall
- Goofy Gospel, Page 1
- Worst-Aid Kit
- Science of the Lambs
- Hitchcock
- Hobo Facts 1 & 2
- Styx and Stones
- Made to Horror
- Birth of Dumpy
- Date Blind, Part 3
- Cop Out
- Doctor's Goiters
- Hobo Fact 5
- Date Blind, Part 2
- Zombie Doodles
- Date Blind, Part 1
- Hobo Fact 6
- Shave and a Braincut 2
- Hobo Fact 3
- Lower Exscreamities, Part 3
- Lower Exscreamities, Part 2
- Artist Spotlight: David Butterfield
- Lower Exscreamities, Part 1
- Ass I Lay Dying
- Shave and a Braincut
- Screamboat Killie
Goiter is such a gross word. I wonder how Blennie will get this fixed.
I’m sure everyone will live happily ever after.
Um, goiters are a condition that is nowhere near the navel. Hernia, maybe?
We’re nothing if not medically inaccurate
If it were on the neck it wouldn’t look so inappropriate.
I think we underestimated reader’s preference for anatomical accuracy. Luckily, no one said anything about the internal organs I drew in Lower Excscreamities
I don’t understand. He bellybutton was already showing and it’s too high up to be his wiener. Like that other guy said, it can’t be a goiter.
It’s not a goiter, like there is no “doctor”, it’s just a punny title. Don’t worry, there’s nothing to understand about any of this.
So he didn’t know what his bellybutton was? Why did he have to pull down his pants?
Because he is a dumb character. Because it is a cartoon. Because the joke doesn’t work if you can see it the whole time. Because ACME only makes tumors that grow under the seam of a toon’s pant. Because the devil told me to do it. Because I love and feed off of your confusion. Because break-dance lessons cost too much. Because I wear tighty whities and they constrict the blood flow to my head, which is up my ass. Because Elvis lives and loves everyone.
Thanks for reading,
Love,
Brent
He does wear tighty whities. I can vouch for that.
Breakdance lessons are only $32 in Lawrence (http://www.pointbdance.com/classschedule.htm). How is that too much?
But his belly button was showing the whole time.
Do you like that when you’re a cartoon hillbilly with a dead hooker?
Hooker? That’s my wife!
well, that explains the cranial bleeding
This whole exchange makes your lack of medical accuracy worth it. Now, how many of these accounts are Brent Smith?
Sometimes I make murder with my hands.
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